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  1. Hedgie says:

    WNA Storytime Recap, July 9, 2014

    Bold indicates round winner,
    * indicates faceoff round (not counted)
    _ indicates no score for that round

    1.SuziWong37  5,2,2,3,6,* *   2,1,1,3,3,_,0,_,3,_,_  2,1,2,0,12.Heji35  1,3,2,0,2  4,2,0,_,2,4,1,2,_,2,4,* * *   3,0,3,0,03.Shelou33  0,1,1,0,2  3,4,3,2,3,0,1,1,1,0,4,* *   0,0,4,2,1,* * * 4.codder33  _,4,3,1,2,* * *   0,2,4,4,1,_,2,1,1,1,1,  _,3,0,0,35.PoorBev32  1,1,2,1,0  0,3,0,2,_,1,0,3,3,3,0  1,3,_,4,4,* * 6.EMT_Chick31  1,2,3,0,_  1,1,2,_,0,2,3,2,1,4,1  0,2,1,3,27.Moderator25  1,0,0,2,1  3,0,3,1,_,4,2,1,2,0,_  2,1,1,1,08.iHarry23  3,1,0,3,2  0,0,0,_,1,2,1,0,1,_,2  1,0,2,2,29.LdyExecFL22  2,0,0,3,1  1,1,0,0,2,0,2,0,1,2,0  2,2,0,2,110.Ella9  1,1,0,1,_,  _,_,_,_,_,0,0,1,0,2,1  1,1,0,0,_11.sindym1  0,0,1,0,0,  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,  _,_,_,_,_ Total Room Points281 21 rounds     9.1 Players/Round     Average score: 30.88

    Total scores:
      SuziWong 37,   Heji 35,   Shelou 33,   codder 33,
      PoorBev 32,   EMT_Chick 31,   Moderator 25,   iHarry 23,
      LdyExecFL 22,   Ella 9,   sindym 1

    Hall of Fame Candidates

    WEEK SuziWongWhat was Goofy’s alibi for the night of the murderSat beside Pinocchio at one regal event.66.7 (6/9)

    Game 1

    Round 1: “Title Of Story”
    SuziWong: “Television Star Killed” (5 votes)
    iHarry: “The Sinister Kangaroo”

    Round 2: Where was the body found?
    codder: At studio, Walt Disney’s.
    Heji: At some wilderness destination.

    Round 3: Who did police suspect?
    codder: Likely Goofey and Cinderella’s intern.
    EMT_Chick: Little gal amid Cinderellas inset

    Round 4: What clue found pointed to Goofey?
    SuziWong: Pawprints here in Walt’s massive office.
    iHarry: Pawed human is wonderful modus operandi.
    LdyExecFL: Pluto hinted it was modus operandi.

    Round 5: What was Goofy’s alibi for the night of the murder
    SuziWong: Sat beside Pinocchio at one regal event. (6 votes)


    codder: Alibi’s considered zany.
    SuziWong: A crazy zapping.

    SuziWong: Now every actor’s worried.
    codder: Nobody entered as witnesses.

    codder: Sorry for Goofy, called Walt.

    Game 2

    Round 1: “Title Of Story”
    Heji: “Stranger Rescues Lady”
    Shelou: “Serious Relationship Lessons”
    Moderator: “Strangler’s Running Loose”

    Round 2: What was the lady rescued from?
    Shelou: One pirate’s evil boat.
    PoorBev: Open pit, evading bear.

    Round 3: who is the pirate and what did he want?
    codder: Opal is sought, Blackbeard’s ghost.
    Shelou: “Oily Ivan” sold beautiful girls.
    Moderator: Orangebeard is seeking beautiful girls.

    Round 4: Where was he sailing to find the opal?
    SuziWong: Australia, expecting many unusual carved varieties.
    codder: Actually entered Mediteranean using canals: Venice.

    Round 5: What was our heroic stranger doing in Australia?
    Shelou: Little walk-about around city until he’s intoxicated.
    SuziWong: Living with a commune unselfishly helping individuals.

    Round 6: So Larry wants what?
    Heji: His girl’s respect.
    Moderator: His gold reward.

    Round 7: How did he rescue the girl from the boat?
    codder: By shivering his jimbers.
    EMT_Chick: Big swords, hits, jumps.

    Round 8: Wat exactly ARE jimbers?
    Heji: Balls dangling out under clothes?
    PoorBev: Boys’ doohickey, obviously under clothes.

    Round 9: Were did Larry and his rescued gal go next?
    SuziWong: Polynesia, a wonderland, coral lagoon hideaway.
    PoorBev: Papua and Waikiki, contemplating lovely honeymoon.

    Round 10: And how did they live happily ever after?
    EMT_Chick: After one child he was grateful forever.
    PoorBev: Always offering cuddles, hugs with good feeling.

    Round 11: Reality TV
    Shelou: Marriage changed everything.
    Heji: Movie contract’s expected.


    Shelou: Orangebeard’s roaming around..
    Heji: Opal reached Australia.

    Heji: Marriage begat pirate’s remorse.

    Shelou: Virgin maiden’s sad every night.
    Heji: Very many soon escaped north.

    Game 3

    Round 1: “Title Of Story”
    Heji: “Stabbed His Butler”

    Round 2: Whose butler was stabbed?
    PoorBev: Rich Harry Potter impersonator.
    codder: Rex Harrison’s private intern.

    Round 3: Why was the butler stabbed?
    Shelou: There was old Quidditch feud.
    Heji: Thief wanted one Quiddich flag.

    Round 4: why else was he stabbed?
    PoorBev: Obviously he was stealing certain baubles.
    EMT_Chick: Often he was seen collecting banknotes.

    Round 5: Was the stabbing fatal?
    PoorBev: His attack is wild, stabber definitely missed.
    codder: He’s at ICU with several dangerous maladies.


    PoorBev: Funeral not underway.
    Shelou: Feud now unites.

    PoorBev: People found impersonator ‘Harry”.
    Shelou: Potter feared impersonator’s head.

    Shelou: All feuders were somehow impersonators.

  2. Hedgie says:

    WNA General Acro Recap, July 2, 2014

    Bold indicates round winner,
    * indicates faceoff round (not counted)
    _ indicates no score for that round

    1.Heji58  3,4,0,1,2,1,5,1,0  2,3,1,1,2,6,0,2,_,* * *   2,2,1,2,1,2,3,3,2,6,* * 2.PoorBev51  1,2,2,5,1,3,1,3,1,* *   3,0,2,3,_,1,1,3,4,* * *   3,2,3,0,2,0,0,1,2,23.SuziWong45  1,3,1,1,6,0,_,0,_,* * *   0,3,3,1,4,1,2,_,1  3,1,3,0,4,2,2,3,_,_4.iHarry37  2,0,1,3,1,1,1,1,4  3,2,_,0,_,1,1,_,2  3,0,3,1,1,3,1,0,2,_5.codder36  1,1,2,1,1,1,2,1,2  0,1,0,0,1,3,0,3,2  2,1,1,2,0,0,3,1,1,36.Moderator32  1,0,2,1,1,1,2,4,_  2,1,_,4,_,1,0,1,0  1,1,1,2,_,4,1,1,_,_7.LdyExecFL31  1,0,1,0,1,2,1,_,1  1,0,0,0,4,1,1,0,1  0,4,0,1,4,1,1,1,3,1,* * * 8.Ella19  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,  _,1,4,2,0,0,2,2,1  1,1,0,2,1,0,2,0,0,09.highvoltedge11  _,_,_,_,_,_,0,0,0  0,0,_,_,_,_,1,0,1  4,1,0,1,0,0,0,2,0,1 Total Room Points320 28 rounds     7.64 Players/Round     Average score: 41.88

    Total scores:
      Heji 58,   PoorBev 51,   SuziWong 45,   iHarry 37,
      codder 36,   Moderator 32,   LdyExecFL 31,   Ella 19,
      highvoltedge 11

    Hall of Fame Candidates

    WEEK SuziWongSpitting on us could indicate he’s disgusted.100.0 (6/6)WEEK HejiWe’re under investigation.85.7 (6/7)WEEK HejiHe is now looking at better offers.75.0 (6/8)

    Game 1

    Round 1
    iHarry: Clouds stayed away.
    Heji: Children shouldn’t argue.

    Round 2
    SuziWong: What’s our real connection?
    Heji: We only remember crap.

    Round 3
    codder: We left in real shock.

    Round 4
    PoorBev: Bring wine and get him sloshed. (5 votes)
    iHarry: Big wheels are going high speed.

    Round 5
    SuziWong: Spitting on us could indicate he’s disgusted. (6 votes)

    Round 6
    LdyExecFL: Many seek advice.
    PoorBev: Music sounds appealing.

    Round 7
    Heji: Seasickness comes in waves. (5 votes)

    Round 8
    PoorBev: An electric fence’s obviously wired.
    Moderator: An egg fell off wall!

    Round 9
    iHarry: A shy person quietly opened up.


    SuziWong: Cried with joy.
    PoorBev: Couldn’t we just!

    SuziWong: Vets save animals unconditionally.

    SuziWong: Using our money seems cruel.
    PoorBev: Under one moon, seems clear.

    Game 2

    Round 1
    iHarry: Had four offers.
    PoorBev: He’ll find out.

    Round 2
    Heji: Look closely. See anything?
    SuziWong: Love can solve anything.

    Round 3
    Ella: The mirror obviously reflects anything.
    SuziWong: They moved one room away.

    Round 4
    PoorBev: Can we still make a living?
    Moderator: Country western songs make alcoholics lament.

    Round 5
    SuziWong: Really just couldn’t feel it last week.
    LdyExecFL: Real joy can fill in life wonderfully.

    Round 6
    Heji: We’re under investigation. (6 votes)
    codder: Weigh us in.

    Round 7
    Ella: My virtues are few.

    Round 8
    PoorBev: People love Virginia for honeymoons.
    codder: People left Vegas for Hawaii.

    Round 9
    PoorBev: Her wallaby always comes jumping in.


    PoorBev: They’ll be here.
    Heji: They’ve been had.

    PoorBev: Don’t need butter chicken.
    Heji: Don’t nobody be cussing.

    Heji: Judge can get people bail.
    PoorBev: Just can’t get peanut butter.

    Game 3

    Round 1
    highvoltedge: Posted a comment.
    iHarry: Pick a card.
    SuziWong: Pick a card.
    PoorBev: Pick a card.

    Round 2
    LdyExecFL: We’re open for Christmas.

    Round 3
    PoorBev: Bears are in Russian zoos.
    iHarry: Bears are in Romanian zoo.
    SuziWong: Bears aren’t into residential zoos.

    Round 4
    Ella: Playboys have seen every woman around.

    Round 5
    LdyExecFL: I wasn’t always so demanding or evil.
    SuziWong: I want a slow dance or else.

    Round 6
    iHarry: Google’s probably snooping.
    Moderator: Golfers practice swinging.

    Round 7
    codder: He’s not very wealthy.
    Heji: He’s not very witty.

    Round 8
    SuziWong: A few rules weren’t explained.
    Heji: A few relics were exhumed.

    Round 9
    PoorBev: For real nice women, visit Denver.
    LdyExecFL: Fun really never was very dangerous.

    Round 10
    Heji: He is now looking at better offers. (6 votes)
    codder: He is now leaving after bowing out.


    Heji: Use purple ink.
    LdyExecFL: Usually picking it.

    Heji: Find soda and drink.
    LdyExecFL: Friends solve a dilemna.

    LdyExecFL: People find I’m considered handy.

  3. Hedgie says:

    WNA Storytime Recap, June 25, 2014

    Bold indicates round winner,
    * indicates faceoff round (not counted)
    _ indicates no score for that round

    1.EMT_Chick70  0,6,1,2,1,5,1,1,5,* *   5,4,0,5,0,2,0,4,4,* * *   2,1,1,2,0,4,6,4,3,1,* * * 2.codder47  _,_,1,4,4,4,0,1,2,  _,6,1,0,3,3,4,3,1,* *   1,1,2,1,0,2,1,0,0,23.LdyExecFL41  _,_,1,0,0,0,1,2,2  0,2,4,1,1,2,1,3,0  1,2,6,0,1,1,1,0,2,7,* * * 4.Heji40  2,2,1,_,1,5,3,1,1,* * *   _,1,1,1,_,1,0,1,2  4,2,1,2,1,1,_,1,4,15.iHarry36  3,1,2,2,3,_,2,1,1  1,1,1,2,_,0,3,0,1  0,0,1,_,3,_,5,2,1,_6.PoorBev32  0,1,4,1,_,3,0,1,1  1,0,0,0,1,1,2,0,2  0,2,2,0,3,0,1,1,3,27.SuziWong32  3,2,0,_,_,_,1,2,1  2,0,1,5,_,0,_,0,_  1,1,2,2,2,1,_,5,0,18.Ella30  0,1,2,_,_,4,_,_,0  1,1,0,_,3,5,0,0,1  2,4,1,2,0,3,_,0,_,_9.Moderator30  2,_,_,4,_,_,2,1,_  1,0,4,3,0,0,3,_,1  1,0,1,5,_,_,_,_,_,210.Sitty30  1,1,2,0,1,1,2,1,1  0,3,1,0,3,2,1,1,2  0,0,1,0,0,2,0,3,1,011.Shelou23  _,_,_,_,_,5,2,1,1  2,0,0,0,1,1,2,0,_  2,2,_,0,4,0,0,0,_,_12.highvoltedge22  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_  2,1,2,1,3,1,1,0,2  2,1,0,3,1,1,0,1,0,013.sindym18  1,_,0,0,2,1,1,6,1  2,0,2,_,0,0,_,2,_,  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_ Total Room Points451 28 rounds     10.39 Players/Round     Average score: 43.41

    Total scores:
      EMT_Chick 70,   codder 47,   LdyExecFL 41,   Heji 40,
      iHarry 36,   PoorBev 32,   SuziWong 32,   Ella 30,
      Moderator 30,   Sitty 30,   Shelou 23,   highvoltedge 22,
      sindym 18

    Hall of Fame Candidates

    WEEK EMT_Chick What are we looking at?Planes are just circling.85.7 (6/7)WEEK sindymWhat did she have for him to eat when he got there?Spaghetti and baked parmesan veal.54.5 (6/11)WEEK LdyExecFL What happened next? (Oy…i’m sorry)A stranger is climbing ladder.54.5 (6/11)WEEK LdyExecFLWhat did the tenants do when there was a fire?They immediately opened windows, began climbing up.77.8 (7/9)

    Non-HOF Acros with 6 or more votes

    WEEK codderHow many prisoners escaped?I counted five hoodlums.50.0 (6/12)

    Game 1

    Round 1: “Title Of Story”
    SuziWong: “This Is Madness”
    iHarry: “The Impossible Mission”

    Round 2: What are we looking at?
    EMT_Chick: Planes are just circling. (6 votes)

    Round 3: What are they circling over?
    PoorBev: House in suburbs, rural Ohio.

    Round 4: Who lives in that house?
    Moderator: Homeowner was mafia crime boss Antonio.
    codder: Henry Winkler’s mansion, close by airport.

    Round 5: What drew all the attention this time?
    iHarry: Multiple homicides in Daton now brought officials.
    codder: Mafia hitman is dead near boss’s outhouse.

    Round 6: did he get away?
    Heji: Zipped away incognito. (5 votes)
    Shelou: Zipped away incognito. (5 votes)
    EMT_Chick: Zipped away incognito. (5 votes)
    codder: Zipped away ingeniously.
    Ella: Zipped away immediately.
    PoorBev: Zipped away immediately.

    Round 7: What secret location was he headed to?
    Heji: His Italian mother’s bungalow.

    Round 8: What did she have for him to eat when he got there?
    sindym: Spaghetti and baked parmesan veal. (6 votes)

    Round 9: what did he do after he ate his mama’s cooking?
    EMT_Chick: Stole her new Eldorado, fled inland. (5 votes)


    Heji: Dayton’s Mafia central.

    Heji: One source denied reports.
    EMT_Chick: Older son drove ridiculously.

    EMT_Chick: Person soon will be incarcerated.
    Heji: Planes still won’t be in-bound.

    Game 2

    Round 1: “Title Of Story”
    EMT_Chick: “Prison Break Confusion” (5 votes)

    Round 2: How many prisoners escaped?
    codder: I counted five hoodlums. (6 votes)
    EMT_Chick: I counted fifty heads.
    Sitty: I counted five heads.

    Round 3: How did they escape?
    Moderator: Superior disguises from worthless officers.
    LdyExecFL: Secrety dug for weeks opening.

    Round 4: How else did the corrupt officers help?
    EMT_Chick: Began letting men have work release. (5 votes)
    SuziWong: By letting men have work release. (5 votes)
    Moderator: By loosening men’s hardened wrist restraints.

    Round 5: General Acro
    Ella: California. Like others, vacationed in quiet apartment.
    highvoltedge: Canada likely on vacation, in Quebec apparently.
    codder: Criminals looked over Virginia, it’s quite attractive.
    Sitty: Convicts left Oklahoma via invading Quantas Airlines.

    Round 6: What happened next?
    Ella: They attained handguns. (5 votes)
    codder: Took airplane hostages.

    Round 7: Who did they use the guns against? (How did I win two in a row???)
    codder: Police squad raiding dwelling.
    iHarry: Police surrounded recent detainees.
    Moderator: Public school, random drive-by.

    Round 8: Was anybody killed or injured?
    LdyExecFL: Idiots got away, murdered judge.
    EMT_Chick: Ironically guns all misfired, jammed.
    codder: Ingeniously got away, murdering judge.

    Round 9: Who started tracking them again?
    EMT_Chick: Special Police officers, canines barking noisily.


    EMT_Chick: All eventually found.
    codder: All eventually fled.

    EMT_Chick: Xrays showed were overhea

    EMT_Chick: Detainees have new prison sentences.
    codder: Dudes have new prison sentences.

    Game 3

    Round 1: “Title Of Story”
    Heji: “That Looks Dangerous”

    Round 2: What looks dangerous?
    Ella: An open fire escape.

    Round 3: What happened next? (Oy…i’m sorry)
    LdyExecFL: A stranger is climbing ladder. (6 votes)

    Round 4: Who was the stranger looking for?
    Moderator: Bachelor party across road drinking Zima. (5 votes)
    highvoltedge: Bernedette Peters after rapidly drinking Zima.

    Round 5: Did he make it to the party?
    PoorBev: Brought a girl, she ran home later.
    Shelou: Brought a girlfriend. She’s really his lawyer.
    iHarry: Big ape got stuck, railing had latches.

    Round 6: Why did the girl run home?
    EMT_Chick: Because man’s intoxicated.
    Ella: Because mother insisted.

    Round 7: After she left, what did he do?
    iHarry: The man returned home. (5 votes)
    EMT_Chick: Two more rum highballs. (6 votes)

    Round 8: what happened to the fire escape?
    SuziWong: Police blocked off structural faults. (5 votes)
    EMT_Chick: People bounced, old stairway fell.
    Sitty: Partially broke off, so fragile.

    Round 9: What did the condo owners have to say about that?
    Heji: House maintenance is not being done.
    PoorBev: Hoped might install new, better device.
    EMT_Chick: He’s mad, is now berating detectives.

    Round 10: What did the tenants do when there was a fire?
    LdyExecFL: They immediately opened windows, began climbing up. (7 votes)


    EMT_Chick: Ambulance reached men.
    LdyExecFL: Apartment’s remain mauled.

    EMT_Chick: Lawyers are working overtime.
    LdyExecFL: Lost all, window’s opened.

    LdyExecFL: A window must remain closed.
    EMT_Chick: A window might reduce climbing.

  4. Hedgie says:

    WNA Couch Topics Recap, July 18, 2014

    Bold indicates round winner,
    * indicates faceoff round (not counted)
    _ indicates no score for that round

    1.SuziWong60  3,1,2,_,4,3,_,2,* *   1,5,0,3,_,3,2,1,4,1  2,2,2,4,_,3,6,3,2,1,* * * 2.Heji44  3,2,4,_,1,0,5,3,* * *   2,3,4,3,0,_,1,_,_,_  2,2,0,3,3,2,_,0,_,13.PoorBev44  2,2,1,1,2,0,3,2  6,1,2,0,1,2,0,4,0,1,* * *   1,1,2,0,2,3,2,1,_,24.LdyExecFL39  0,1,1,3,4,2,0,0  0,1,2,4,1,1,_,0,0,3  2,2,2,1,3,0,2,3,0,15.Sitty34  _,_,_,_,0,1,3,1  2,0,3,1,0,5,4,3,1,3,* * *   0,0,2,0,0,0,2,2,0,16.codder34  _,_,3,1,1,3,1,0  4,1,0,1,2,1,4,2,1,0  1,1,0,1,0,1,1,2,2,_7.Moderator30  _,_,_,1,1,1,1,2  1,4,1,1,2,0,0,0,2,1  0,_,3,0,1,0,_,0,3,5,* * * 8.sindym25  0,1,0,3,0,2,0,0  0,0,0,0,0,1,0,1,4,1  6,2,1,1,1,1,0,_,_,_9.highvoltedge23  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_  0,4,2,1,0,0,1,2,0,2  1,1,0,2,1,2,0,0,3,110.Neptune5  _,1,_,2,0,0,_,1  1,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_11.AmishSheep0  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_  0,0,0,0,_,_,_,_,_,_,  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_ Total Room Points338 28 rounds     8.07 Players/Round     Average score: 41.88

    Total scores:
      SuziWong 60,   Heji 44,   PoorBev 44,   LdyExecFL 39,
      Sitty 34,   codder 34,   Moderator 30,   sindym 25,
      highvoltedge 23,   Neptune 5,   AmishSheep 0

    Hall of Fame Candidates

    WEEK PoorBevGeneral AcroThat was fun.60.0 (6/10)WEEK sindymGeneral AcroCut it out.85.7 (6/7)WEEK SuziWongAcro without the letter eA pupil has class.75.0 (6/8)

    Game 1

    Round 1: General Acro
    SuziWong: Living with hope.
    Heji: Lost without him.

    Round 2: rhyme time
    Heji: The road could implode.

    Round 3: you know it … 1/2/3/2/1 syllable acro
    Heji: He wouldn’t consider selling it.
    codder: He waited carefully, showing it.

    Round 4: Fun summer activities
    sindym: Hitting waves, swimming does cool greatly.
    LdyExecFL: Happily water skiing, deciding camping grounds.

    Round 5: 1st thing in the morning I …
    LdyExecFL: ….awaken, bathe under our shower, fix lunch.
    SuziWong: …act beligerant until one swallow from latte.

    Round 6: Bad name for a Nursing Home
    SuziWong: Frozen Joints Manor
    codder: “Following Jesus Manor”

    Round 7: Mono
    Heji: Our hearts could melt. (5 votes)
    Sitty: One hope changed me.
    PoorBev: On her count, move.

    Round 8: 1/2/3 no, scratch that. Sign on Noah’s ark.
    Heji: “Halt, singles, I want couples.”


    Heji: A basic start.
    SuziWong: A big sigh.

    Heji: My waist is abominable.
    SuziWong: My walk is awry.

    Heji: Count on just right plan.

    Game 2

    Round 1: General Acro
    PoorBev: That was fun. (6 votes)
    codder: Time will fly.

    Round 2: Mono
    SuziWong: Use care on ice. (5 votes)
    highvoltedge: Use cream on it.
    Moderator: Use cleats on ice.
    Heji: Use cream on it.

    Round 3: Weather
    Heji: Tornado wind always lashes out.
    Sitty: Tornado was around Lawton, Oklahoma.

    Round 4: An ode to a pet (non-rhyming)
    LdyExecFL: Hearts will grow strong finding animals.
    SuziWong: Happily wagging, getting slobbered for attention.
    Heji: Hounds will go sniffing for anything.

    Round 5: Honk if you…
    Moderator: …hate driving around chasing women for recreation.

    Round 6: How did Santa… spend his summer vacation?
    Sitty: At Wakiki University. (5 votes)
    SuziWong: Altering winter underwear.

    Round 7: Geography
    codder: Orlando’s designed by Walt
    Sitty: Oregon’s definitely beside Washington.

    Round 8: Roses are red and violets are blue…
    PoorBev: …come on dance around Lulu.
    Sitty: …Come on Dear Aunt Lou.

    Round 9: What’s for breakfast tomorrow morning?
    sindym: Folgers is my lone option normally.
    SuziWong: Flakes in milk look okay now.

    Round 10: ummm 911 whats your emergency?
    Sitty: I found woman near home really dead.
    LdyExecFL: “I found wife near hutch rather dead!”


    Sitty: I helped out.
    PoorBev: I’ll help out.

    PoorBev: Everyone can drink brandy.
    Sitty: Egg crates deepen beds.

    Sitty: Tidal wave destroyed inside Asia.
    PoorBev: They will do it all.

    Game 3

    Round 1: General Acro
    sindym: Cut it out. (6 votes)

    Round 2: 4 green thingies
    Heji: Trees Shrubs Ferns Beans

    Round 3: Signs an elephant has been in your yard.
    Moderator: Usually I will smell dung.

    Round 4: What’s under your bed?
    Heji: Got my rubber doll, plus backup.
    SuziWong: Good many Readers Digests, paperback books.

    Round 5: Things to do in Vegas besides gambling.
    LdyExecFL: Try kiting, walking around, possibly buy underwear.
    Heji: Take kids where a pretty buffet’s unrestricted.

    Round 6: Mono!
    PoorBev: Don’t walk fast.
    SuziWong: Dress with flair.

    Round 7: Acro without the letter e
    SuziWong: A pupil has class. (6 votes)

    Round 8: 1-2-3-2-1- syllables
    LdyExecFL: He’s showing another person in.
    SuziWong: He started allowing people in.

    Round 9: Diseases
    Moderator: Salmonella will have me barfing again.
    highvoltedge: Syphillis will hurt my bachelor advances.

    Round 10: Outer Space
    Moderator: Space is fatal without extra breathing apparatus. (5 votes)


    SuziWong: It’ll hurt later.
    Moderator: I’m half loony.

    SuziWong: Not an everyday incident.
    Moderator: Never attack elephant inlaws.

    SuziWong: The giant raccoon has claws.
    Moderator: The goats really hate cows.

  5. Hedgie says:

    WNA Something Else Recap, June 11, 2014

    Bold indicates round winner,
    * indicates faceoff round (not counted)
    _ indicates no score for that round

    1.SuziWong55  2,3,1,2,4,1,_,_,1,3,2,* * *   3,3,1,3,2,1,2,_,1,2  1,5,_,_,_,2,3,_,2,_,3,2,* * * 2.Hedgecats53  1,1,2,_,0,1,1,5,4,1,2  2,1,1,3,3,5,2,0,1,4,* * *   0,1,2,4,5,1,0,0,0,0,0,03.PoorBev45  1,1,4,1,1,2,1,2,1,2,3  1,0,3,0,3,1,1,2,1,1,* * *   3,1,1,_,_,3,3,1,0,1,0,04.codder44  _,_,1,3,3,1,0,1,0,2,3,* * *   0,0,0,2,0,1,1,5,4,0  0,1,3,2,4,2,1,1,1,0,0,25.Moderator43  4,4,0,0,0,0,1,2,4,0,0  1,1,2,3,_,0,1,4,1,0  2,1,4,_,0,0,2,1,2,0,2,16.LdyExecFL42  2,0,2,1,2,1,1,1,0,1,0  0,3,3,0,0,1,0,1,3,2  3,3,1,0,1,2,1,1,2,2,1,1,* * * 7.highvoltedge40  1,1,0,2,1,2,2,1,1,0,1  1,3,1,0,2,2,6,0,0,0  4,0,1,0,1,0,1,0,1,3,1,18.Ella22  0,0,1,0,0,0,2,1,_,0,0  5,1,0,1,1,2,1,0,1,1  0,1,0,2,1,1,0,0,0,0,0,09.Neptune19  1,1,2,2,_,4,2,1,1,3,1  1,0,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_10.chickee17  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,3  0,1,0,3,1,1,0,0,2,3,1,211.spam4brains4  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,  _,_,_,0,1,1,1,1,_,_,  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_ Total Room Points384 33 rounds     8.42 Players/Round     Average score: 45.61

    Total scores:
      SuziWong 55,   Hedgecats 53,   PoorBev 45,   codder 44,
      Moderator 43,   LdyExecFL 42,   highvoltedge 40,   Ella 22,
      Neptune 19,   chickee 17,   spam4brains 4

    Hall of Fame Candidates

    WEEK highvoltedge Lame excuses for why dinner is not onWelfare stamps got denied.75.0 (6/8)

    Game 1

    Round 1: Food & Drink
    Moderator: Rum infused oranges.

    Round 2: Two bad race horse names. No quotes.
    SuziWong: Rambler and Forever Eighth.
    Moderator: Ruined Ankles. Furlong’s Enough.

    Round 3: Birds and Bees in spring
    PoorBev: They are proliferating, it’s biology.

    Round 4: Sea creatures in outer space
    codder: Venus sharks often invade Neptune’s den.

    Round 5: Fracture a fairy tale
    codder: Witty Prince offered Cinderella all Imelda’s heels.
    SuziWong: Wicked prince offered Cinderella an immediate headache.

    Round 6: Food & Drink
    Neptune: Some dunk Oreos.

    Round 7: Two bad race horse names. No quotes.
    Neptune: Wonky Ankles, Crash Inevitable.

    Round 8: Birds and Bees in spring
    Hedgecats: Little creatures fly and pollinate. (5 votes)

    Round 9: Sea creatures in outer space
    Moderator: The astronaut sturgeon probably got hooked.
    Hedgecats: There are several Plutonian green herring.

    Round 10: Fracture a fairy tale
    SuziWong: Irritable witch needed food after eating Hansel.
    Neptune: In woods nefariuous faries are eating Hansel.

    Round 11: Food & Drink
    codder: Bordeaux, French wine.
    PoorBev: Belgians favor waffles.


    codder: Hedgie manufactures igloos.
    SuziWong: Hedgie makes igloos.

    codder: Voltage fatally killed codder.
    SuziWong: Very finicky kid, codder.

    codder: Where in hell’s Ella’s diaphragm?
    SuziWong: When it’s highvoltagedge everyone ducks.

    Game 2

    Round 1: General Acro
    Ella: Procrastinators delay work. (5 votes)
    SuziWong: Pass down wisdom.

    Round 2: Lame excuses for why dinner is not on
    SuziWong: Our stove’s missing gears.
    LdyExecFL: Old stove messed grub.
    highvoltedge: Our stove malfunctions generally.

    Round 3: Lame excuse for your child’s bad report card.
    PoorBev: Boy was Ritalin deprived, surely.
    LdyExecFL: Boy would rather do squats.

    Round 4: Mono Acro
    Hedgecats: A flute is what she played.
    SuziWong: Ask first if we should pay.
    Moderator: A fool is worth six pence.

    Round 5: Acro without the letter E
    PoorBev: Push van so his bus might go.
    Hedgecats: Push van so hubby’s bus might go.

    Round 6: General Acro
    Hedgecats: Aim for success. (5 votes)

    Round 7: Lame excuses for why dinner is not on
    highvoltedge: Welfare stamps got denied. (6 votes)

    Round 8: Lame excuse for your child’s bad report card.
    codder: Prefers huge “F” over “A”. (5 votes)
    Moderator: Pupil has fears over algebra.

    Round 9: Mono Acro
    codder: I use eggs, my hen’s white.
    LdyExecFL: I use eggs, made his white.

    Round 10: Acro without the letter E
    Hedgecats: His only goat ran from a nanny.
    chickee: Happy our gang runs for all night.


    PoorBev: Sit in front.
    Hedgecats: Stuck in first.

    Hedgecats: That is so amazing!
    PoorBev: Take it slow Al.

    Hedgecats: We have dunked some nuns.
    PoorBev: Well heeled dame’s sure nice.

    Game 3

    Round 1: 1980’s
    highvoltedge: Isn’t disco overrated?
    LdyExecFL: I did opium.
    PoorBev: Iran’s dictator ousted.

    Round 2: Pander!
    SuziWong: Hedgie dupes Wong often. (5 votes)
    LdyExecFL: Hedgecats does win often.

    Round 3: Words of wisdom from your mother
    Moderator: Run some official background investigations.
    codder: Regarding sex, obey birth instructions.

    Round 4: What super power do you wish you had
    Hedgecats: Acrobatic gyrations, nobody’s heard of it?
    chickee: A giant ninja hovering over Indiana!

    Round 5: Pick-up line in quotes overheard at an aquarium
    Hedgecats: “That lobster’s really attractive, send cook over.” (5 votes)
    codder: “Tuna love romance and skinnydipping, come over?”

    Round 6: 1980’s
    PoorBev: Big computer surge.

    Round 7: Pander!
    SuziWong: Parky successfully does recaps.
    PoorBev: PoorBev shouldn’t diss rainy.

    Round 8: Words of wisdom from your mother
    LdyExecFL: Can never marry when elusive.

    Round 9: What super power do you wish you had
    chickee: Flying has one advantage, sweet revenge.

    Round 10: Pick-up line in quotes overheard at an aquarium
    LdyExecFL: “Great white shark obviously a dominating male.”
    chickee: “Getting wet seeing octopus attacking ducks madam?”
    highvoltedge: “Giant walruses sometimes offer a double mating”

    Round 11: 1980’s
    SuziWong: Shuttle Challenger exploded.

    Round 12: Pander!
    chickee: Hey, Moderator isn’t gay.


    LdyExecFL: Don’t make change.
    SuziWong: Driving my car.

    LdyExecFL: We’re sailing over lake.
    SuziWong: We’ll start over later.

    SuziWong: Come in on another night.
    LdyExecFL: Cat is often acting nuts.

  6. Hedgie says:

    Mono Mania Top Picks, May 30, 2014

    ACJanie ‘Wish I could.’
    ACJanie ‘Bow down when friends ask.’
    ACJanie ‘They stole a duck egg.’

    Ella ‘Find I’m so mad.’
    Ella ‘Take a risk, fall in mud.’
    Ella ‘A waste of space.’

    Hedgecats ‘Hope our pie is baked as quiche.’
    Hedgecats ‘Come help us see who’s in.’
    Hedgecats ‘If out she plays no more.’

    LdyExecFL ‘They stopped at dead end.’
    LdyExecFL ‘Vice Squad has rules.’
    LdyExecFL ‘They paid in hard cash.’

    Mod ‘Fast winds slide east in cold Alps.’
    Mod ‘Fell in some mud.’
    Mod ‘They pay in hard cash.’

    PoorBev ‘A wink of sleep.’
    PoorBev ‘I own some plush new mules.’
    PoorBev ‘Stand back, my dog kills.’

    rainy ‘Can he use steak with it?’.
    rainy ‘Our soil looks wet.’
    rainy ‘A chick van is for my wife.’

    sindym ‘Dogs will bark.’
    sindym ‘A cat’s view is from my wall.’
    sindym ‘Brand new pup dug great hole out.’

    SuziWong ‘Here’s our plan, I’ll bring a quilt.’
    SuziWong ‘Vase should hold rose.’
    SuziWong ‘Old socks look worn.’

    syllogism ‘Are we on sea?’.
    syllogism ‘Fix it, smart man.’
    syllogism ‘Live with angst.’

    The HMFA Award goes to Ella for ‘A waste of space.’

  7. Hedgie says:

    WNA Couch Recap, June 4, 2014

    Bold indicates round winner,
    * indicates faceoff round (not counted)
    _ indicates no score for that round

    1.SuziWong43  1,2,6,5,3,* * *   4,5,1,0,_,0,1,3,3,* * *   3,1,_,_,2,2,1,02.Hedgecats42  3,0,2,0,2,* * *   2,2,0,3,_,1,3,2,4,* * *   3,3,3,2,2,4,1,0,* * * 3.LdyExecFL35  0,1,1,1,1  4,2,1,0,2,2,2,0,2  1,1,4,4,1,1,1,3,* * * 4.codder32  2,1,1,4,2  1,1,4,1,2,0,2,2,0  1,_,_,1,2,1,2,25.Sitty26  0,1,1,0,2  0,2,1,2,0,3,1,_,0  2,2,0,0,3,1,3,26.Thebes21  2,2,1,0,0  0,0,3,2,1,3,0,_,0  0,2,1,2,_,0,1,17.Aip19  0,1,3,1,1,  _,1,_,3,4,2,3,_,_,  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_8.Moderator13  2,1,_,2,0  1,0,_,0,_,_,_,3,_  0,0,1,1,1,1,0,_9.sindym9  2,2,0,_,_,*   0,1,_,1,2,_,0,_,1,  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_10.Ella6  _,_,_,_,_,  _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,  _,_,_,1,_,2,2,1 Total Room Points246 22 rounds     7.32 Players/Round     Average score: 33.61

    Total scores:
      SuziWong 43,   Hedgecats 42,   LdyExecFL 35,   codder 32,
      Sitty 26,   Thebes 21,   Aip 19,   Moderator 13,
      sindym 9,   Ella 6

    Hall of Fame Candidates

    WEEK SuziWongways to keep cool in this dam heat :)That lovely pool refreshes folks.75.0 (6/8)

    Game 1

    Round 1: general acro
    Hedgecats: Beauty never fades.

    Round 2: 2 word question, 2 word answer
    sindym: “Feeling sick?” “Migraine’s worse.”

    Round 3: ways to keep cool in this dam heat 🙂
    SuziWong: That lovely pool refreshes folks. (6 votes)
    Aip: The lovely pool’s refreshingly fun.

    Round 4: Pander
    SuziWong: Parky’s getting bored, so Ella’s nudged. (5 votes)
    codder: Pulling gun bravely, Sitty earned notoriety.

    Round 5: GA (is that okay?)
    SuziWong: The fox ran vivaciously down our walk.


    SuziWong: We’re on it.
    Hedgecats: Work on it.
    sindym: We often interact.

    SuziWong: He’s just a baby.
    Hedgecats: He’s just a baby.

    Hedgecats: Being a headmaster is stressful.
    SuziWong: Being at home is special.

    Game 2

    Round 1: General Acro
    SuziWong: It’s perfectly obvious.
    LdyExecFL: I passed out.

    Round 2: Mono
    SuziWong: A storm’s past due. (5 votes)

    Round 3: 1-2-3-2-1 syllables
    Thebes: Girl forgot bananas causing ants.
    codder: Go figure, bureaucrats cannot add.

    Round 4: Pander
    Aip: Heard Aip’s expecting kid, no father.
    Hedgecats: Hedgie’s Alaskan, even Klondike needs females.

    Round 5: Rock and Roll, baby!
    Aip: Crosby won Stills over, Nash melodies lovely.

    Round 6: A + B = C
    Sitty: Percolator+ Brewing= coffee.
    Thebes: Pig + Butcher = Chops.

    Round 7: Games
    Hedgecats: Playing bingo interests oldsters.
    Aip: Pretty bizarre, it’s Ouija.

    Round 8: 1/2/3/4/5 syllable acro of course.
    SuziWong: Be grateful several hippopotomi matriculated.
    Moderator: Big gunships shellacked hippy monks.

    Round 9: Pander
    SuziWong: For heroic service, admire magnificent Parky.
    Hedgecats: From home, Suzi always makes purchases.


    SuziWong: Had six onions.
    Hedgecats: Happily sitting out.

    Hedgecats: Arts validating our portraits.
    SuziWong: A victory on Pacific.

    SuziWong: What can I buy, Mom?
    Hedgecats: What counts isn’t better m

    Game 3

    Round 1: General Acro
    SuziWong: Had some reservations.
    Hedgecats: He’s seeking redemption.

    Round 2: rhyme time
    Hedgecats: Peaceful bay slipped away.

    Round 3: and yes, it’s 1/2/3/2/1 AGAIN
    LdyExecFL: Found people worrying about me.
    Hedgecats: Few people willingly admire me.

    Round 4: Honk if you….
    LdyExecFL: …like our car’s rear upon passing.

    Round 5: Why are you smiling?
    Sitty: Vacation begins on Friday, my head’s reeling.

    Round 6: Summer
    Hedgecats: Frying by noon.

    Round 7: Sign in the library. Quotes optional
    Sitty: “A whisper seems fine”

    Round 8: General Acro
    LdyExecFL: Running away is considered dumb.


    Hedgecats: Flowers can wilt.
    LdyExecFL: Friends can wait.

    Hedgecats: I don’t feel proud.
    LdyExecFL: I do feel poorly.

    Hedgecats: Ties are his professional garments.
    LdyExecFL: They are having pickled grapes.

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